17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

roleplayah-playin:

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Pretty eyes today.

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MY GOD YOU’RE SO GORGEOUS

thefezandthedeathfrisbee:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling